March 13th, 2008
A Men’s Valentine’s Day?
Ladies they did all the hard work. Your man searched high and low for that perfect gift in the weeks running up to Valentine’s Day. They planned the perfect night out or in, brought in good wine and flowers and treated you like the princess you know you are. Well now men have a special day all their own and I think it’s only right we participate. No, it’s not don’t-have-to-take-out-the-trash day, it’s not even men-watch-football-without-being-nagged day. It’s Steak and Blowjob day
That’s right, March 14th is now officially Steak and Blowjob day. The day when you can show your man how much you appreciate him and all he do for you, simply by serving you a steak on your knees. After all the way to a man’s heart is with meat - this holiday will cover all the bases.
Ladies, I suggest you put just as much effort into Steak and Blowjob day as he did into Valentine’s Day. Did you get a bouquet of beautiful flowers, some fine chocolates and a four star dinner. Then your man deserves the best, most tender cut of steak and the most mind blowing fellatio you can offer. No doubt by showing your man how much you appreciate him you’ll be filled with the lovely feeling that you get when doing something to make someone else feel appreciated.
But if you, as I suspect is the case for most women, got only gas station flowers, a packet of gum and a bargain-bin card then I guess your man deserve all he gets.
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